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There’s this redhead out for a walk. She comes to a stream and sees a blonde sitting on a bench on the opposite bank.

“Yoo-hoo!” she shouts. “How can I get to the other side?”

The blonde looks up the stream, and then down the stream, and then shouts back, “You ARE on the other side.”

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A California Highway Patrol officer pulled alongside of a speeding car on I-80.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the officer lowered his passenger-side window and yelled,

“PULL OVER”

“NO,” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”

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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her turn she rolled the dice and landed on Science and Nature.

Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?

She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”

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A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two dogs since her last visit. She asked her friend what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named  Rolex and that the other’s name was Timex.

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

“Hell-OOOOOO,” answered the blonde, “They’re WATCH dogs.”

 

What say you about that, Verna?

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