Question: How many days in a week?
Question: How many retirees does it take
to change a light bulb?
A Few Profound Observations:
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses, without your glasses.
The irony of life is that by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
“Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied. “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is, since this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS.’”
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery. His son, a renowned surgeon was to perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
“Yes, Dad, what is it?” His father replied, “ Don’t be nervous son. I know that you will do your best, but just remember, if things don’t go well, and something happens to me...your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse, however, when you forget to pull it down.