Casino Dealers & a Blonde
Two bored casino dealers in Las Vegas were waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said,
"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the die came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed,
Yes! Yes! I Won! I Won! I Won!
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers starred at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked ,
What did she roll" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought you were watching."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Blonde on the Farm
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy,
"The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" So the farmer leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him,
"This is the one. This one right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks,
"How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him as she walks away.
She Was So Blonde That:
☺ She tripped over a cordless phone
☺ She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
☺ She studied for a blood testand failed
☺ She sold her car for gas money
☺ She thought a quarterback was a refund
☺ If she spoke her mind she would probably be speechless
☺ It takes her two hours to watch Sixty Minutes